The Watchers

"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01) 02/16/2015 at 15:20 • Filed to: None

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Slept in this morning because the contract job I'm on is closed on Presidents' Day (!). Woke up about 9:45 and saw this:

They are strange little boys.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Steve in Manhattan 02/16/2015 at 15:23

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Wasn't one of them a dog?

E. Julius > Steve in Manhattan 02/16/2015 at 15:38

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Got some good stuff here.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 02/16/2015 at 15:49

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Is cat now!

PS9 > Steve in Manhattan 02/16/2015 at 15:49

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There's something wrong with our human.
I don't see anything...
YOU wouldn't. Notice how not-awake and motionless he is? He's been like that for hours.
Oh. Is he dead?
Unknown. Clearly more information is needed. Go down there and claw at his nose. If he's alive, the pain will cause him to awaken
OK!...err...wait...you do it.
I can't.
Why not?
Because as the brains of this operation, I'm a vital part of this team. We can't afford to lose me.
Oh? Well what about me? I'm not vital?
Not really. Gruntwork is something anycat can do. You will obviously be missed and remembered if the operation costs you your life, but it would be easy to replace you once your gone.
That doesn't sound very nice at all. You know what? Maybe you can do your own gruntwork from now o-
Do it and my share of the fish treats are yours for a month.
Oh shit! Prepare for a severe nose clawing, huma- wait...the human is the one who gives us the treats. If he's dead, then how will I get them?
I will give them to you personally.
But...the human gives them to you. You wait for the human just like me. Why would you do that if you could get them yourself this whole time?
Are you going to claw the human's nose off or aren't you?
...you're just trying to get the human to accidentally kill me so you can have all the fish treats yourself. Aren't you...
*sigh* and it would have worked too if some inconvenient cat had done his job instead of playing 21 questions while the human was waking up.
... You disgust me.
Likewise. But the human is taking a picture of us now. Best foot forward and all that.
Ugh...

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/16/2015 at 16:19

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt009642…

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Steve in Manhattan 02/16/2015 at 17:33

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Ha our black cat does that too. She will just sit at the end of the bed watching my wife and I slee

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > PS9 02/16/2015 at 17:35

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#CoTY